Council
of Idiots

How to play

1. Every day a ridiculous crisis hits your kingdom.
2. Your council of idiot advisors each pitch a plan. Pick one.
3. Their plans nudge your four stats: 💰 treasury, ❤️ the people, ⚔️ army, ✨ weirdness. The icons on each card show which stats a plan touches — but never which way.
4. If any stat hits rock bottom or maxes out, your reign ends. Yes, maxing out is bad too. Ask the last ruler who got too popular.
5. Survive to Day 30 to retire in glory. No ruler ever has. Beware the goose.
6. After your first reign the title screen adds today's docket (one reign a day, dealt the same for every ruler), the Chronicle of every plan and ending you have found, and, once you earn one, decrees.